What is really going on in Area 51?

What is really going on in Area 51? Since the first reports of flying saucers buzzed our radio stations with breaking news bulletins, we’ve become enamored with the prospect of outer-worldly visitors. Adding to this hysteria and the growing mystique is the malaise of secret government experiments at this clandestine desert compound. What exactly is taking place there? Why is our government so secretive and lacking transparency regarding this particular topic? Have our leaders really entered into a secret agreement with these alien overlords in exchange for secret alien technology? Truthfully, most of us will never really know what is happening behind the scenes, even though our tax dollars dictate otherwise. For now, we must settle for pure speculation and humorous conjecture.

Storming Area 51?

Government agencies are notorious for redacting sensitive and classified information. Have you ever watched the X-Files or any other alternative reality TV shows concerning government investigations? Invariably, some arch-nemesis will flash a typed piece of paper with large black splotches scattered about in front of our protagonist in a vain attempt to conceal tantalizing information. In reality, if not leaked first, sensitive information won’t be declassified for decades or long after we are all gone. But just because we don’t quite yet know the whole story doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with all this misinformation. After all, isn’t that what the Internet really about?

In 2019, a popular meme circulated Facebook about encouraging the masses to “Storm Area 51.” At its heart, the factitious meme called for an alien coupe, a venerable storming of the castle to free the decades of secrets compiled beyond the governmental façade. As the old saying goes, sunlight is the best disinfectant. The purpose of the running gaff? To poke fun of the government’s uptight nature. Of course no one was really going to “Storm Area 51.” That’s completely ridiculous. Who would be so careless and stupid? Although the joke has since long fizzled out, there is a critical takeaway to consider: the value of secrecy.

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